J-Dawg and J-Dawg Varsity 2k12
Hi guys! So we're here (J-Dawg and J-Dawg) pre-drinking for Varsity. It's 12.50p.m and J-Dawg is on his third pint. Gayvin (the most gay of the flat mates), unfortunately, is only on his 1st pint (what a disappointment/let-down).
J-Dawg had a great full English breakfast which included bacon, baked beans, fried egg, sausage, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash-browns, black pudding, fried bread and apple juice. Just a cheeky snack to prepare for the festivities of the day.
By the way, my name's Jess (J-Dawg #2) who lives in the same flat as Pigsy. So, I'm not far J-Dawg himself.
J-Dawg is buzzing for the bus-ride to Cardiff (Swansea's rival) as his favourite mode of transport is infact a bus. He's hoping for a double-decker, but if it's a single-storey bus he is aiming to be a backseat-badass, with top notch banter.
J-Dawg is working on some chants for the big rugby match, but more importantly some cheeky one-liners to chat up the ladies in Odessey tonight.
One final important note - J-Dawg is sporting a delightful green and white face paint for the occassion (painted on by J-Dawg #2). He is a top fan and knows how to support his university.
Peace and love J-Dawg and J-Dawg xxxxxxxx
P.S. WE HATE CARDIFF. #WELSHVARSITY WE HATE CARDIFF
(We're going to win) 